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  • Oh, kef, that brings back memories.

    And when coming home after a night out, I made sure I missed stepping on the third stair from the top as it creaked!!  image

  • artjakartjak Posts: 4,167

    Earlier, someone posted 'you can take a horse to water but you can't make it drink'. Dorothy Parker, the brilliant American writer did a different version; 'You can take a whore to culture, but you can't make her think'.image Hope this isn't too naughty.

  • Out of sight out of mind  image

  • least said, soonest mended

    keep your friends close, but your enemies closer

    a friend in need is a friend indeed

    when asked (persistently, by her very annoying daughters) where things were, my Mum always used to say "under my left arm pit"!

  • Pity for the early worm.

    Distance makes the heart grow fonder.

    Not for all the coal in Newcastle. Is there any coal in Newcastle now?

    In for a penny, in for a pound.

     

  • Show your true colours.

    Sticky wicket.

    Put your thinking cap on.

    Barking up the wrong tree.

    We've probably said these before lol  image

     

  • A lot of weather we're having.

    More tea vicar.

    A bit more choke and it would have started!

  • You can take a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.

  • SwissSueSwissSue Posts: 1,447

    What's for tea? Bread and scrape it.

  • my grandma used to tell me and my sister that children should be seen and not heard.......charming!!

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