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  • Go to work on an egg!

  • Drinka pinta milka day!


    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • Lupin 1Lupin 1 Posts: 8,916

    I'm really trying to think of one that justifies eating Maltersers. image Can only remember a Mars a day, helps work, rest & play.

    Little pickers wear bigger knickers. From a fridge magnet at work. 

  • At one time Maltesers were advertised as 'the chocolates with the less fattening centres' - Oh the lies and deception practised in advertising image


    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • Lupin 1Lupin 1 Posts: 8,916

    I still believe that Doveimage

    Couldn't stop a pig in an entry.  Usually said about bow legs on footballers.

  • MrsGardenMrsGarden Posts: 3,951

    I can't believe my eyes.

    I wouldn't believe it if I saw it.

     

  • Lupin 1Lupin 1 Posts: 8,916

    Brass monkey weather. & it is!

  • MrsGardenMrsGarden Posts: 3,951
    Never a truer word said KEF, its enough to dampen our spirits.

    Seeing is believing(forgot to add that one earlier)
  • MrsGardenMrsGarden Posts: 3,951
    Tempt fate

    Get your priorities straight
  • Lupin 1Lupin 1 Posts: 8,916

    Speak of the Devil.

    Only a face a Mother could love.

    Face like a smacked ar*e

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