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  • Laugh and the world laughs with you - cry and you cry alone.


    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.  (Roald Dahl)


    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • MrsGardenMrsGarden Posts: 3,951

    Well if ever  this thread was in danger of running dry im sure there'd be a bounty hunter out to tan our behinds and whip us into action. He'd round us up and shout from the top of a mountain `please sir can i have some more`. We`d have to sock it to him quick sharp before he took his revenge and shot us in the back. Then he`d get on his horse and high tail it down town off to the saloon for a pint of lager and a packet of crisps if you please.

  • MrsGardenMrsGarden Posts: 3,951

    Upstairs downstairs and in my ladys chamber

    Bit of a novelty

    I told you so

    Smarty pants

    Up dale and down...something....what is that one????? I cant remember it.

  • on the wings of a dove ?

  • MrsGardenMrsGarden Posts: 3,951

     

    Love a duck

    Can you hear me mother

    Give me a nod when youre ready

    Say when

     

  • CluelessGardener wrote (see)

    on the wings of a dove ?

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    LOL image

     

    MrsGarden wrote (see)

    .......  Up dale and down...something....what is that one????? I cant remember it.

    Up hill and down dale image


    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • MrsGardenMrsGarden Posts: 3,951

    Thanks dove, thats the one.

  • MrsGardenMrsGarden Posts: 3,951
    Okay dokey, pig in a pokey, lets get this show on the road. Now if you're sitting comfortably I will begin so lets have a show of hands if you are work shy. Thought as much. For my next act put your hands in the air, including green fingers and Peter pointer, if you are workaholics. Even better. Liar liar pants on fire. I don't believe a word if it. Now knuckle down, get stuck in there's work to be done. no worries, it'll be hometime soon, then you can do it all again tomorrow.
  • You pays you money and makes your choice.  

    Shank's pony

    Elbow grease

    Hang it on a sky hook.

     


    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





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