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  • EmerionEmerion Posts: 599
    Reminds me of a funny story by Billy Connelly, where he’s pretending to be a posh newsreader:

    “An elephant has sh*t in Sauchiehall Street…. Please treat it as a rind-a-byte”
    Carmarthenshire (mild, wet, windy). Loam over shale, very slightly sloping, so free draining. Mildly acidic or neutral.


  • LynLyn Posts: 23,190
    Lyn said:

    My friends daughter hated her name Zoë as it was where she was conceived, always an embarrassment to her. 
    I’m confused … what was embarrassing?  Zoe is a beautiful name … it means ‘Life’. 
    I wouldn’t know,  that’s all she told me. Perhaps she didn’t like the thought of her parents conceiving and naming her after the place it happened. 

    Gardening on the wild, windy west side of Dartmoor. 

  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Never heard of a place called Zoe. Nice name, though.
    We decided not to call our daughter Ullapool.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    edited October 2023
    Google Maps  doesn’t reveal anywhere in the world called Zoe … other than the odd hotel/club or two called Zoe’s Place. 

    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • Lizzie27Lizzie27 Posts: 12,494
    @Dovefromabove, did you think I had an accent when you met me last year and could you place where I come from? 

    I'm often told I've got an odd one, someone once asked if I was Canadian! My accent isn't the same as my brothers and sisters which is rather strange.
    North East Somerset - Clay soil over limestone
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    I don’t remember thinking you had any particular accent @Lizzie27 … certainly not one that placed you anywhere  😊 

    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • Blue OnionBlue Onion Posts: 2,995
    edited October 2023
    Lyn said:
    I really dislike when people can’t be bothered to name their child anything at all,  they look out of the window and hit on Sky,  River, Tree,  Summer,  Autumn.  Just think of a name for the poor child. 
    @Lyn My two boys are named Rowan and Linden - quite literally the names of the trees outside the window at conception.   :open_mouth:

    (Linden is what we call the lime tree in the US, but since Rowan was born in Surrey he is Rowan rather than the American 'mountain ash').  
    Utah, USA.
  • BenCottoBenCotto Posts: 4,718
    In Napoleonic times the Dutch people were pressed to adopt second names to help implement a taxation regime. The protest surnames are still found in some rural areas including ‘One Cow’ and ‘Quickshit’. 

    Similarly in rural China there was a custom of giving your child a scatalogical name on the basis that when the gods descended to take a child up to heaven they’d avoid one with such an ugly name.
    Rutland, England
  • BenCottoBenCotto Posts: 4,718
    At my works-based retirement party a colleague commented they’d heard someone in reception and knew immediately it was a friend of mine because “you’re the only member of staff who’d know such posh people.”
    Rutland, England
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    😂 … was it @Busy-Lizzie or @didyw ? 😉 

    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





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