advice for harvesting sweet corn

1. use a knife cut off the ear since breaking off the ear can cause that delays  
ripening of the second ear.
2. wear gloves and long sleeves when harvesting corn  corn leaves can cause
 painful  cuts on your hands and arms.
3. if plan on boiling the corn. start boiling the water before you go pick the corn 
4. the best tasting corn is picked by short blond kids with bowl hair cuts 
and red eyes.
5.if plan grilling corn make sure you start grill before. go pick the corn
6.if there is something that looks peanut butter on the corn
it mean the corn worm has gotten to the ear before you did and you will
have cut that part off ear off.
7. make sure the ear is ripe before you pick it. 
8.shucking the ears is best done outside to prevent 
mess from leaves and tasseling in your house. 
9. once you remove all the ear from the corn plant you can either 
cut the plants down or let them dry to use them for fall decorations. 
10 corn is one of few good reasons to use salted butter 
11. use a napkin on you lap when eating corn directly from the cob;
it can get messy and the butter  can drip. 
12.if the corn tastes to starchy it is over ripe.
13. the if kernels are soggy you over cooked or cooked it at too high a temperature 
14. what is the socioeconomic impact of jimmy cracking corn and my indifference 
to it. 
 hope these ideas  were helpful 

ps 4. relates to movie children of corn 
ps 14 you need to ask Bill Watterson who wrote the comic strip Calvin and 
hobbies about.