And now the story about the man seeing his regular medical practitioner.
Man: Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
Doctor : Let me tell you a story: "There was once a hunter who always
carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took his umbrella instead of
his gun and went out. A lion suddenly jumped in front of him. In order
to scare the lion, the hunter used the umbrella like a gun, and shot the
lion, then it died!" Man : That's crap! Someone else must've shot the lion.
Doctor : Good! You understood the story. Next patient please.
They renamed Butt Hole Road (in Conisborough) after some posh new houses were built up there and the residents complained about tourists "lowering the tone" (or something like that).
Doncaster, South Yorkshire. Soil type: sandy, well-drained
My uncle lived in Slack Bottom, @pansyface. It's not in Bradford though, it's in Heptonstall, near Hebden Bridge. (My cousin lived in Slack Top. Much more up market...)
Since 2019 I've lived in east Clare, in the west of Ireland.
If you want to talk about bottoms - there is Moncuq in the Lot area. Â A common expression in French when you don't believe someone - you say this which means My A**e !! Â And you have probably heard of Condom in the Gers.
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Man: Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
Doctor : Let me tell you a story: "There was once a hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took his umbrella instead of his gun and went out. A lion suddenly jumped in front of him. In order to scare the lion, the hunter used the umbrella like a gun, and shot the lion, then it died!"
Man : That's crap! Someone else must've shot the lion.
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It gets funnier the longer you look at it.
I play with plants and soil and sometimes it's successful
I play with plants and soil and sometimes it's successful