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😂A SENSE OF HUMUS😂

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  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    That one took a minute 
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • janetfossjanetfoss Posts: 303
    Me too!
  • Me half a minute. I'm not so bright!🙃
  • @babydolla47 forgive me for being a bit thick but could you explain the snowman joke please.
    Southampton 
  • I can't explain it well, but:

    Snowmen can't take any secrets with them, so their arms can't reach to keep the secret. Plus, it's way too cold for them to even try holding on to anything.

    It's like when the secret you're holding gets so cold that it's too hard to keep it in, so your arms just don't stretch out enough – that's why snowmen have such short arms.

  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904
    I do cryptic crosswords and they're terribly terribly high brow except that they are nothing more than Christmas cracker jokes.

    Farm butter (4)
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