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  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Once they had deafened themselves with high volume on their phones, they would cease to work 
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • FireFire Posts: 19,096

    B3 said:
    Once they had deafened themselves with high volume on their phones, they would cease to work 

    The sonic devices?  You could make the tone very low, perhaps, rather than very low - something like an earthquake about to kick off.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    But that wouldn't be so annoying. It has to be high pitched.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • ErgatesErgates Posts: 2,953
    I always promised myself that if I won a fortune on the lottery, I would buy several television sets and a pile of bricks. Then if anything came on screen that really annoyed me ( like the advert with that irritating man with his guaranteed life plan ) I could have the satisfaction of throwing a brick at the screen.
    Probably not as exciting these days with flat screen TVs.
    Something equivalent that would instantly convey my level of annoyance to those in charge of programming, would be a great invention.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Is that the one with a stick thin woman and the box of parsnips or whatever?  I hate the way he rolls his r s  when he says funerrrrrrral plan. 
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • ErgatesErgates Posts: 2,953
    That’s the one, B3! Drives us mad, can’t get to the mute button quick enough.
  • Papi JoPapi Jo Posts: 4,254
    Hostafan1 said:
    an oscillating sprinkler which doesn't jam in one place
    I've got one!
  • FireFire Posts: 19,096
    Ergates said:
    That’s the one, B3! Drives us mad, can’t get to the mute button quick enough.

    Just toss the TV out of the window and have done. No more ads.
  • ErgatesErgates Posts: 2,953
    Fire said:

    Just toss the TV out of the window and have done. No more ads.
    So tempting, but not as much fun as the brick!

    we once had an old Sony tv that would mute itself and lose the picture during the ad breaks! Don’t know why or how but it was really convenient.
    Thats a thought for another invention, auto blocking of adverts. I don’t bother watching much myself. Usually got my head in a book, real or online library version.
  • LG_LG_ Posts: 4,360
    Ergates said:
    I’m sure I read, some years ago, about a sonic device that could only be heard by young people, and was being trialled for crowd control. Made them feel sick and disorientated. I wonder what became of that? Probably wouldn’t work now as they’d all have their earphones in....
    The boy racers wouldn’t be able to hear it above their engines.
    They're called Mosquitos, and they're really unpleasant.
    I heard a brilliant story of kids subverting their use though - they recorded them and set them up as notification tones on their phones, so they could hear them in the classroom while the teacher was oblivious!
    'If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.'
    - Cicero
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