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  • EmerionEmerion Posts: 599
     Concentrate when using your shiny new secateurs, because they will go right through your gardening gloves and much of your little finger. 
    Carmarthenshire (mild, wet, windy). Loam over shale, very slightly sloping, so free draining. Mildly acidic or neutral.


  • EmerionEmerion Posts: 599
    Don’t put new water plants straight in your pond, even from a reputable supplier. Quarantine it in a bucket of pond water first. That is unless you really wanted a permanent infestation of duck weed. 
    Carmarthenshire (mild, wet, windy). Loam over shale, very slightly sloping, so free draining. Mildly acidic or neutral.


  • EmerionEmerion Posts: 599
    Dinah said:
    Ooops sorry, also don't spell brambles with a "p" or nobody will know what you are talking about.
    Weaving brambles together?! You must be made of stern stuff! Or your gloves are. I would add to that, don’t try to weave a living willow arch unless you plan to have a lot of time to maintain it. Willows grow very fast. 
    Carmarthenshire (mild, wet, windy). Loam over shale, very slightly sloping, so free draining. Mildly acidic or neutral.


  • Don’t leave your favourite gardening glovers or shiny new secateurs anywhere near the bags of Spanish bluebells, lesser celandine, ivy prunings etc destined for the council tip.    


  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Don't leave your gloves out anywhere if you have foxes
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    never put your secateurs in the bucket you're chucking weeds into
    Devon.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Finding weeds in your tool bucket is often a good clue as to where you might find a missing tool
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • herbaceousherbaceous Posts: 2,318
    Never mind gloves (although it's a mystery why they always chew the right hand glove) don't leave your most comfortable, waterproof, suede gardening shoes out to dry off and then forget them  :'( 
    "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."  Sir Terry Pratchett
  • ObelixxObelixx Posts: 30,090
    Don't ask grumpy teenagers to dead head things.    Some years ago I asked Possum to dead head all the pelargoniums I had in pots and troughs.  She did a good job but wasn't happy to be asked and lobbed my new and shiny Felcos in the compost too, unbeknown to me.   OH turned that bin a few months later ready for spring mulching and Voilà, the missing Felcos in a sorry state.

    I took them to the Felco stand at Chelsea Flower Show where they were declared to be the worst they'd ever seen but they did take them away and fix them for £25.  I bought spare blades and springs while there but haven't needed them - yet.

    As for men and DIY, don't let your OH hang a new back door on the house you've just bought together without first making sure he knows what a spirit level is for!


    Vendée - 20kms from Atlantic coast.
    "The price good men (and women) pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men (and women)."
    Plato
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