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I've heard it all now [and the award for best headline goes to...]

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New Zealanders warned about the consumption of 'sexy pavement lichen'

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/aug/15/new-zealanders-warned-about-the-consumption-of-sexy-pavement-lichen
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  • nutcutletnutcutlet Posts: 27,445
    I'm not going on the link, it can't be better than the headline :) 



    In the sticks near Peterborough
  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,117
    I daren't either @nutcutlet
    It conjures up all sorts of images that I now can't 'unsee' though  :D
    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
  • OmoriOmori Posts: 1,674
    Basically people think this lichen has Viagra type effects 🙄🙄🙄
  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,117
    I did go and look at the link [couldn't resist] but after seeing the list of ....ahem 'natural additives' it might contain, it's a wonder anyone would still consider it!  :D
    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
  • NollieNollie Posts: 7,529
    I respectfully submit:

    “World’s sexiest angler lands 100kg fish in tiny bikini”

    Headline news on yahoo this morning, amply illustrated with shots of surgically enhanced boobs and bum cheeks.
    Mountainous Northern Catalunya, Spain. Hot summers, cold winters.
  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,117
    edited August 2019
    Was the fish in the bikini, or the angler @Nollie?  ;)

    Fairly typical standard of 'journalism' for Yahoo though, eh?   :D
    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
  • NollieNollie Posts: 7,529
    The fish would have looked better in the 👙 
    Mountainous Northern Catalunya, Spain. Hot summers, cold winters.
  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,117
    Nollie said:
    The fish would have looked better in the 👙 
     :D 
    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
  • ObelixxObelixx Posts: 30,090
    In disguise then.
    Vendée - 20kms from Atlantic coast.
    "The price good men (and women) pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men (and women)."
    Plato
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