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A Table Shaped Tree

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  • londonstanlondonstan Posts: 13
    (I do not own a giraffe)
  • fidgetbonesfidgetbones Posts: 17,618
    I find hawthorn is pretty vandal proof.  They don't like it up em , Mr Mannering.
  • HelixHelix Posts: 631
    We also have a local nursery that specialises in Niwaki, or cloud pruning.    So you could do that with little staggered tables.....
  • londonstanlondonstan Posts: 13
    I find hawthorn is pretty vandal proof.  They don't like it up em , Mr Mannering.
    I'm guessing that means I can kinda strip away from the base if I needed. Is there a particular type I should start with to get my desired shape? Do some naturally grow into treelike shapes and others into more bush like shapes? Are their faster growing varieties?
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    I hope you're in this for the long haul?
    It'll take many , many years to get a young tree and train it to the shape you're looking for.
    Devon.
  • NollieNollie Posts: 7,529
    Maybe instead of trying to contort a tree into a table shape, go for a tree that naturally has a broad canopy or a weeping tree? There is a fab weeping willow in a municipal play area near me that has a bench under it’s shade for weary parents. No giraffe required.
    Mountainous Northern Catalunya, Spain. Hot summers, cold winters.
  • ObelixxObelixx Posts: 30,090
    Londonstan - I did mention giraffes!

    You could, of course, just install a platform on tall legs.  Instant table.
    Vendée - 20kms from Atlantic coast.
    "The price good men (and women) pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men (and women)."
    Plato
  • londonstanlondonstan Posts: 13
    Maybe an Acacia (giraffes favourite food) and I could act at as the giraffe.

  • LynLyn Posts: 23,190
    I hope you’re  a very man Stan you’ll wait years to achieve something like your imagining.😀
    Gardening on the wild, windy west side of Dartmoor. 

  • CeresCeres Posts: 2,698
    Go for the bonsai version. It'll still take years but you can take it with you whenever you move house.
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