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  • punkdocpunkdoc Posts: 15,039
    Have you heard of misandry?
    How can you lie there and think of England
    When you don't even know who's in the team

    S.Yorkshire/Derbyshire border
  • Artemis3Artemis3 Posts: 751
    On Saturday I visited a friend and former colleague who, at the start of this academic year, moved to another university in order to be nearer her new husband. 
    Professionally, she's always used Williams as her surname, so when he visited her at work last week and introduced him by his Christian name as her husband, the staff addressed him as Dr Williams!
    He was tickled pink but much too polite to let her correct them.  (Not a "joke" but a true story)
  • Artemis3Artemis3 Posts: 751
    Sam 37 said:
    Helen P3 said:


    He probably found the peg bucket sexy enough!


    Well, it's a very attractive bucket!
  • Artemis3Artemis3 Posts: 751
    Sam 37 said:












    The English harridans...Remember them and what they did FOR women.


    SYLVIA PANKHURST





    Yes, we stand on thei shoulders.
  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152
    On Saturday, while I was tidying up in the kitchen, I was listening to a request programme on the radio.  Naturally, many of the calls were about mothers and Mother's Day.  
    Suddenly, a miserable sounding man phoned to say that as he had lost his mother, he  didn't feel like celebrating and couldn't see why the celebration existed at all.  
    The presenter told him that very many people had lost their mothers but like to celebrate the day in MEMORY of their mothers.  
    My phone started ringing then, so I didn't hear how that little chat ended...  
  • Zoe P2Zoe P2 Posts: 848
    edited 13 March
    I thought the Old Ones are often the best, so:

    "We don't seem to make anything here any more. I bought a TV that was marked, ""Built in Antenna"".
     I don't even know where that is."



    I have a dream that my.. children.. one day.. will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character

      Martin Luther King

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