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  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152
    I just read this in my local churh's magazine: "Yet again another Evri delivery thrown over the wall into my back garden. At least they let me know it had been delivered. So we went out with torches in search of it."

    Laugh?
    Scream?
    Use profane language?
  • Sam 37Sam 37 Posts: 1,271
    "Sorry I'm late, but some bloke had lost a £20 note in the supermarket." 
    "Were you helping him look for it?" asked OH. 
    I replied,"No, I was standing on it."
  • PhaidraPhaidra Posts: 582
    Another schoolboy joke: Someone threw a massive bottle of omega-3 tablets at my bestie. Luckily, her injuries were only super fish oil.
  • Sam 37Sam 37 Posts: 1,271
    I heard on the radio someone asking why did Merceds lose her Benz?  Apparently it's because nobody can be greater than great. :/
    Qué?

  • Zoe P2Zoe P2 Posts: 848
    Partially a cryptic joke, I think.



    I have a dream that my.. children.. one day.. will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character

      Martin Luther King

  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152
    edited 26 February
    The "make America great" chap called his wife Mercedes.  The most famous mercedes is the car, M Benz, I think.  Thus the joke on the radio? 
  • Danae(dan-Ah-ee)Danae(dan-Ah-ee) Posts: 966
    Zoe P2 said:
    Partially a cryptic joke, I think.
    No doubt, he's letting the "lovely people know" that that's her real name; and that's another trumpian "alternative fact"...
  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152
    Is spring the coldest season of the year?  Today we're enjoying 5C temperature, wind that seems determind to relocate some of our trees and rain that means business :/
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