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Do you find that your trousers, unaccountably, shrink in the drawer if you haven't worn them for a while?
Have you had your drawers and wardrobe tested for calories? Invisible to the naked eye, calories are parasites which sew your clothes up tighter while you sleep.
They have a symbiotic relationship with moths. They follow them around filling in the holes. This causes a reduction in fabric, particularly around the seams and waistband.
Are these the same critters who reduce the size of your boots and shoes when you put them on in winter after wearing flip flops and sandels all summer?
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Oh good. Tried my hat on and it still fits. Can't be me then.