If anyone asks just say you're 'From the council, mate. These trees are dangerous see? I'm just doin' what I'm told'. By the time they've been off and found anyone to ask you'll have finished anyway. Especially if you do it in the evening or at the weekend.
Gardening on the edge of Exmoor, in Devon
“It's still magic even if you know how it's done.”
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Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
If anyone asks just say you're 'From the council, mate. These trees are dangerous see? I'm just doin' what I'm told'. By the time they've been off and found anyone to ask you'll have finished anyway. Especially if you do it in the evening or at the weekend.
“It's still magic even if you know how it's done.”
Evening? Weekend? Not if you're pretending to work for the council. No-one round here would believe that.
What happened?
Dave...are you in jail????????????
Do you need us to bring you a cake with a file in it?