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  • Jean GenieJean Genie Posts: 1,724

    Caz imageimageimage  . Love a rummage Becks , always managed to find something. I'm lucky though - shops not far from where we live.image

  • hi caz

    i sure hope todo it but not sure how yet standing at window is a problem but i will work something out

     

  • Gary HobsonGary Hobson Posts: 1,892

    I'll have a go too.

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802
    Caz W wrote (see)

    Will anyone be doing the RSPB Garden Birdwatch with me this weekend?

    http://www.rspb.org.uk/birdwatch/

     

    I am hoping Cheryl Cole,Nicole and Kylie might appearimage

  • Sue HSue H Posts: 415
    Not sure if any of them would venture into a garden image
  • Caz WCaz W Posts: 1,353

    image They probably won't want any of your fat balls though image

  • Gary HobsonGary Hobson Posts: 1,892
    sotongeoff wrote (see)

    I am hoping Cheryl, Nicole and Kylie might appearimage

    So are those the names you've given your chickens, Geoff.

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Pun intended.....image

    How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

    Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

    A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

    I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

    Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

    England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

    I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

    They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

    I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

    Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

    I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

    This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

    When chemists die, they barium.

    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

    I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

    PMS jokes aren't funny; period...

    Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

    I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

    Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

    When you get a bladder infection. urine trouble.

    Broken pencils are pointless.

    What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

    I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

    All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

    I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

    Velcro - what a rip off! 
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  • Lion SLion S Posts: 263

    Just popping in to say hi to all the forkers here. Busy day cleaning, but sun is out and not so cold as yesterday.                                                                                            Inka, you're getting a pat on the back from me. That's some  effort!! image 

    Signing off  now, have to get back to bathroom.

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Hello and goodbye FCimage

    Just when you think the fuss has died down

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/fears-carcinogen-horse-meat-111043392.html#wGQ41tS

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    Waving at Bjay- and Flo-where is the theatre reviewimage-must have been one hell of a show partyimage

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