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  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    The latest horseburger jokes~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    1. Tesco replied to a customer who had asked whether they stocked ‘Red Rum’ by saying they would ‘look into the issue and get back to him soon’.

    2. In response to the revelation, James Birch wrote on Facebook ‘What next? My Lidl Pony?’ in reference to the fact burgers containing horse meat had also been found in an Irish Lidl supermarket.

    3. Jason E Lewis also got in on the act:

    ‘I got some Tesco burgers out of the freezer earlier aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnndddddddddd they’re off!,’ he joked.

    4. Kezia Wallace waded into the humour by saying supermarkets would also cater for vegetarians.

    She wrote: ‘I hear that they are putting uniQuorn in the veggie burgers too…’

    5. Making jokes about horse burgers didn’t seem to be beneath well-known figures such as former deputy prime minister John Prescott, who tweeted: ‘I see the Tesco horse burger is the mane news item on Twitter.’

    6. Betting chain Paddy Power didn’t waste any time in exploiting the controversy either and quipped: ‘Why were they testing the DNA in the first place?” Someone found a jockey’s whip in their 1/4 pounder.’

    7. The Irish firm also offered odds on what animal other than a cow would be found next in a supermarket burger.

    You could get 2/1 for Deer, which was the favourite and and 500/1 for longshot Bigfoot.

    8. @brendanwalshy tweeted: ‘Can’t believe that woman was sent to hospital after eating a horse meat burger…… Her condition is said to be stable.’

    9. @stvharry wrote: ‘Warning – your burger may have won the 3.45 at Wincanton-Tesco, Iceland withdraw burgers after #horsemeat discovery.’

    10.@StoneJack joked ‘Is eating #horsemeat really that bad? Let’s put it to the vote. All those in favour say ‘aye’, all those against say ‘neigh’.’

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  • Geoff!!! what are you like, they don't get any better.imageimage

    We have been to Morrison this morning, maybe a few more people about and it'sd not as cold as I expected, but then it always gets warmer before the snowimage

    Just going to do a bit of baking whilst the oven is on cooking chicken for tonights tea.  Few lemon tarts and jam turnovers.image

    Can't see us getting to Stratford on Mondayimage

    Take care all those who have to go out.

    ChrisX

  • Caz WCaz W Posts: 1,353

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  • Matty2Matty2 Posts: 4,817

    Just made a  chocolate sponge. Nice to have folk staying so I can bake.

    Reminded me about Becks - any luck yet with yur new cake pan and everyones help?image

    Snow gone away again, I suppose it will be like this until the weather systems really collide. Have snow shovel ready, small shovel ready for car, found my silly wolly hat a,d snow boots (bit wirn out but they will have to do

    At Morrisons bought pack of chicken thighs, will toss them in spices and only take 30mins to cook so that is my extra dish for next weekend.

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Caz imageimageimage

    Chris it might all be gone by Monday-if not will send the reindeer-never fearimage

  • jo4eyesjo4eyes Posts: 2,058

    Honestly Geoff image

    One of the ladies have met through that course I did, has kept her hair short. She used to have below shoulder length hair before her chemo, but had it cut before she lost it all. Now it's regrowing, still shorter than mine & has had it cut twice! Me & a 3rd lady are still muttering about getting ours done. image J.

  • jo4eyesjo4eyes Posts: 2,058

    Soz that post got delayed coz daughter wanted advice about the baking she's doing in kitchen....

  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    Doing the cakes Saturday Bjay! Doing a stash to see us through the weekend! imageimage

  • Matty2Matty2 Posts: 4,817

    Having real problems getting on this site at moment. So if I'm not here it's not that I'm not trying to chat

  • LynLyn Posts: 23,190

    A lot of people would have given anything for a piece of horse meat for a stew during the war, whats the difference to cow,pig, goat, lamb goose, duck........

    Gardening on the wild, windy west side of Dartmoor. 

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