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  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468
    Dean wrote (see)

    The old one's are the best! image

    Are you on about the jokes, or Geoff? imageimage

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    I think it has to sell now -whilst the topic is in the news-probably quite a small window of time-there are rumours that e-bay may ban the sale of JS related material

    Try this one for the ladeeez~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    10 Reasons Why a Woman WOULD LIKE to Be Santa Claus
    1. There'd be no more early morning decisions about what to wear to the office.
    2. No one would bother to ask Santa Claus for a ride to work.
    3. Buy one big brown belt and you'd be accessorized for life.
    4. You'd always work in sensible footwear.
    5. You'd never be expected to make the coffee.
    6. There'd be no need to play office politics; a hearty ho-ho-ho would remind everyone who is the boss.
    7. Juggling work and family would be easy.  All your children would adore you; even your teenagers would want to sit in your lap.
    8. You'd never take the wrong coat on your way home.
    9. You could grow a tummy the size of Texas and consider it a job requirement of a funny Santa Claus.
    10. No one would ask to see your job description.

     

     

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Excuse me -you are as old as you feel-today I feel like a 21 year old

  • Beck's image 

    But would never!!!

  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    Ha ha ha! Ok geoff.image

    Dean, are you saying you are too much of a gentleman?

  • Geoff! Careful! You are bordering on being reported to moderator! image

  • Geoff, was the estate agent news good or bad or about what you guessed? (Judging by the varying prices in the immediate neighbourhood!)

    Caz, you cannot share a packet of custard creams between 36! What are they thinking!! In my house there is trouble sharing them between more than 2.

    Nola, I must confess I have neglected that end bit of the plot and have now decided it needs sorting if I want a good strawberry crop next year, but the bindweed is a nightmare. (Nice that you have popped in by the way, do stay for a cuppa if you have time!)

    I hope Kate has survived, no doubt she will catch up with us all when she's able to.

  • Beck's! I lay coats over puddles, open doors, pull chair's out from under the table! But draw the line at picking up the tab! image

    Equal opportunities n all that! 

  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    Ok, I think we need to send the troops in to save Kate!!

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  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    imageimage Dean!!

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