Here are Will and Guy's favourite schoolboy howlers. These are funny answers to exam questions, were culled by teachers reading through 1,000s of answers. Here are their moments of fun amid tedious schoolboy writing.
Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but another man of that name.
The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot.
The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.
InIn midevil times most people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature.
Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ids of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: 'Tee hee, Brutus.'
Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses then went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.
Gravity was invented by Issaac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn.
Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered radio. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx brothers.
He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake, He said my biscuits were too hard Not like his mother used to make. I didn't make the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked him one
I have been entertained ! Paper roses and Eton style . Wonder if the owner of that report ever got there .
Daughter will be renting now, Bjay and have just seen some properties that she has in mind on laptop but she wants to move out of the area just hope it's not going to be too far away. Think it will be a matter of timing.
Have just watched that live Emmerdale - don't watch it usually but wanted to see if anyone slipped up.
In and out of hospital so quite impressed . Don't like hanging round.
Jo , I'm useless with car stuff - just point it in the right direction and hope for the best.
Afternoon everyone - hope you're all well. Leaf pile very impressive now - saw non-gardening neighbour sweeping/raking leaves and made out I was doing him a big favour when I told him he could dump the leaves in my leaf pile.
Apple, cinammon and walnut cake just out of oven will send some to cyberlockers when cool.
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Here is a copy of Mummy's note, the next day, for the teacher:
Dear Miss Greenwood,
That is not a dance pole on stage in a dancing club. I work at B&Q and that's me selling a shovel.
Yours faithfully, Sarah Fogarty.
Hmmmmm!!!!!
I just wasted 4.36 minutes watching that Geoff. It was awful!
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake,
He said my biscuits were too hard
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't make the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and
smacked him one
Like his mother used to do.
Who are Will and Guy???
Daughter will be renting now, Bjay and have just seen some properties that she has in mind on laptop but she wants to move out of the area
just hope it's not going to be too far away. Think it will be a matter of timing.
Have just watched that live Emmerdale - don't watch it usually but wanted to see if anyone slipped up.
In and out of hospital so quite impressed . Don't like hanging round.
Jo , I'm useless with car stuff - just point it in the right direction and hope for the best.
Becks-don't know -just copied it-perhaps Guy is a pseudonym for Grace?
I used to like that!! Or perhaps Will should be Toni?
Glad the hospital didn't keep you in jean. Bet they were tempted.
Afternoon everyone - hope you're all well. Leaf pile very impressive now - saw non-gardening neighbour sweeping/raking leaves and made out I was doing him a big favour when I told him he could dump the leaves in my leaf pile.
Apple, cinammon and walnut cake just out of oven will send some to cyberlockers when cool.
hen cooled