ASDA been trying to send this. Don't know if I can now. You really have something to bargain with now. Phone the area manager whether you get satisfaction or not. What deal can he do. Get firm, aggressive BUT always polite. Make sure that management above the ne store know your feelings, how you have been messed about. Play the child no food angle. Go to it Girl. Demand satisfaction plus.
Just left foody room - footy on
I haven't put anything on abut my avatar. Meet Oscar, my lovely Spollie, age 12 years still too full of fun for his own good. Also about is Inkie, white cat with the odd splash of black and adopted cat Sophie, one eyed, fluffy spoilt by previous owner (my mother) and a real blot in the family make-up
I hope no-one is oirish or easily offended if they are ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I cleaned it up a tad~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem". The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere birds in dat cage op dere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag." The clerk does and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop.
They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up in the hills and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. "Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry.
"Oh, yeh, dis looks good," replies Paddy.
They flip a coin and Gerry wins the toss. "I guess I git to go first, eh Paddy?" says Gerry. He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'.
As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says, "Blow dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too dangerous for me"
PART TWO
A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'. He pulls a parrot out of the bag, and then Paddy notices that, in his other hand, Seamus is carrying a gun.
"Hi Paddy. Watch this," Seamus says and launches himself over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and blows the parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is a SPLAT!, as he joins Gerry's remains at the bottom.
Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never troyin' dat parrotshooting nider"
PART THREE
A few minutes after Seamus splats him self Sean strolls up. He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'.
Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag, and launches himself off the cliff with the usual result.
Once more Paddy shakes his head - "Bugger me Sean, first der was Gerry wit his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrot shooting and now yous blimmin' hen gliding"
Hi all - something very strange has happened to me ... I've been stuck on page 400 for the past few days! At last I've managed to reach you and it was worth the wait for that joke Geoff
Becks - I hope your shopping turns up in the morning!
Inka - I am glad you have rain !
bjay -Monty would be a good name !
Kate - I don't watch football
Went to the G/C today and bought some bulbs - Pipit,Tete a Tete,Minnow and some cream Tulips,bright pink Tulips, A Skimmia,a Lophomyrtus,an Eleagnus,A bowles mauve Erysium and a Lychnis
Going to be busy finishing making up pots and baskets tomorrow
When we were in Waitrose car park I saw a lovely car with eyelashes
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Not me either Kate. TV's not even on!
Dean!!
You will be thrown out the store for that behaviour!! 
Flo-that might have scenes of an adult nature
-did David Tennant bring his tardis?
It has rained today-and there is no sign of the leak-I will not hold my breath yet or fix the ceiling yet either-have got used to the hole now
ASDA been trying to send this. Don't know if I can now. You really have something to bargain with now. Phone the area manager whether you get satisfaction or not. What deal can he do. Get firm, aggressive BUT always polite. Make sure that management above the ne store know your feelings, how you have been messed about. Play the child no food angle. Go to it Girl. Demand satisfaction plus.
Just left foody room - footy on
I haven't put anything on abut my avatar. Meet Oscar, my lovely Spollie, age 12 years still too full of fun for his own good. Also about is Inkie, white cat with the odd splash of black and adopted cat Sophie, one eyed, fluffy spoilt by previous owner (my mother) and a real blot in the family make-up
I hope no-one is oirish or easily offended if they are ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I cleaned it up a tad~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem". The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere birds in dat cage op dere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag." The clerk does and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop.They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up in the hills and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. "Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry.
"Oh, yeh, dis looks good," replies Paddy.
They flip a coin and Gerry wins the toss. "I guess I git to go first, eh Paddy?" says Gerry. He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'.
As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says, "Blow dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too dangerous for me"
PART TWO
A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'. He pulls a parrot out of the bag, and then Paddy notices that, in his other hand, Seamus is carrying a gun.
"Hi Paddy. Watch this," Seamus says and launches himself over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and blows the parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is a SPLAT!, as he joins Gerry's remains at the bottom.
Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never troyin' dat parrotshooting nider"
PART THREE
A few minutes after Seamus splats him self Sean strolls up. He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'.
Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag, and launches himself off the cliff with the usual result.
Once more Paddy shakes his head - "Bugger me Sean, first der was Gerry wit his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrot shooting and now yous blimmin' hen gliding"
Becks
Hi all - something very strange has happened to me ... I've been stuck on page 400 for the past few days! At last I've managed to reach you and it was worth the wait for that joke Geoff
Curry order going in Guy's! anybody want ought!
Caroline !!-where have you been?
Dean -I've eaten thanks but parts of Cannock Chase are starving
Becks - I hope your shopping turns up in the morning!
Inka - I am glad you have rain !
bjay -Monty would be a good name !
Kate - I don't watch football
Went to the G/C today and bought some bulbs - Pipit,Tete a Tete,Minnow and some cream Tulips,bright pink Tulips, A Skimmia,a Lophomyrtus,an Eleagnus,A bowles mauve Erysium and a Lychnis
Going to be busy finishing making up pots and baskets tomorrow
When we were in Waitrose car park I saw a lovely car with eyelashes
Pam LL x
Dean, that is so cruel!! I have a name for blokes like you!!
Thanks Pam. x