A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket." The man leans out and with a glint in his eye said "I've got a better idea ... let's pretend we're married." "Why not," giggles the woman. "Good," he replies. "Get your own blanket."
My favourite 'kids' joke is by Ed Byrne who said that he could not wait to have kids so that he could win arguments with friends who always won arguments by saying "You will understand when you have kids."
"It might be cold and rainy, but I’ve decided to put up a marquee in my garden with some funky music and flashing lights in it. Now is the winter of my disco tent."
Am here, but not yet paying proper attention! (need to read the posts & havent got time at the mo......)
Nurse been, then had discusions with OH about the new boiler & apparently now new shower too!! Printed off forms for signing.
Now to sort out for my w/end staying with OH & then to bake a damp gingerbread followed by veg sausage casserole for meal. Need to use that oven for cakes again BEFORE I do the 'C' cake.
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In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."
The man leans out and with a glint in his eye said "I've got a better idea ... let's pretend we're married."
"Why not," giggles the woman.
"Good," he replies. "Get your own blanket."
Geoff it is the way you tell them
My favourite 'kids' joke is by Ed Byrne who said that he could not wait to have kids so that he could win arguments with friends who always won arguments by saying "You will understand when you have kids."
I've pinched another one-for the culture vultures
"It might be cold and rainy, but I’ve decided to put up a marquee in my garden with some funky music and flashing lights in it.
Now is the winter of my disco tent."
Oh dear me http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/19835534
Am here, but not yet paying proper attention! (need to read the posts & havent got time at the mo......)
Nurse been, then had discusions with OH about the new boiler & apparently now new shower too!!
Printed off forms for signing.
Now to sort out for my w/end staying with OH & then to bake a damp gingerbread followed by veg sausage casserole for meal. Need to use that oven for cakes again BEFORE I do the 'C' cake.
Back later, J.
Mmm-not sure that is ground breaking news just a salvo by the BBC-auditions for the Voice were conducted in a similar way
There is so much about the auditions and how contestants are picked that is shrouded in mystery-we need to get an insider to infiltrate
Who shall it be? -and they must live in Cannock Chase
Jo
Geoff is gurning at the thought of sausage casserole
XF 1 or 2 maybe but 6 is a bit unfair on those that queued.
I agree we need to find a top notch spy.
Someone living in Cannock Chase-who do we know............................
That's it then. We'll send Jess!!!
Or David K!!!