Hope you get it sorted soon Dean - I wouldn't be impressed either considering the time you got up.
Sorry your're bored Geoff , I'm sure you'll think of something to do and it will appear on here shortly.
PPam - Remember something similar happening to me only the other way round. I bought a metal cheese grater from Asda once and when I got to the car found it in my shopping trolley. It was the same colour as the metal trolley. So there was me , dashing across the carpark with the cheese grater held up high
Got some very strange looks.
3 days is not so bad Lottie, Wonder what he'll get after that ?
Becks. hope you get everything sorted - I would be giving Royal Mail short shrift ( or a petrol receipt ) Hope it's not far .
The chickens are clucking and Dean is awake Right early this morning and waiting for break- down. Our Geoffrey is bored and is looking for fun And Becks is just off to pick up her Sky One.
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Hope you get it sorted soon Dean - I wouldn't be impressed either considering the time you got up.
Sorry your're bored Geoff , I'm sure you'll think of something to do and it will appear on here shortly.
PPam - Remember something similar happening to me only the other way round. I bought a metal cheese grater from Asda once and when I got to the car found it in my shopping trolley. It was the same colour as the metal trolley.
So there was me , dashing across the carpark with the cheese grater held up high 
Got some very strange looks.
3 days is not so bad Lottie, Wonder what he'll get after that ?
Becks. hope you get everything sorted - I would be giving Royal Mail short shrift ( or a petrol receipt ) Hope it's not far .
How do courts know how long a trial can last?-it is like knowing the lottery numbers in advance or who will be voted off a reality show?
My paper -despite all the nasty things going on in the world leads with XFACTOR IN CRISIS-THE BACKLASH-and it isn't the Daily Express
Becks
Pam they have a good cluck in the morning-probably about the weather
As Dean has started- today's carol is "Away in a Manger"-all contributions welcome .
The chickens are clucking and Dean is awake
Right early this morning and waiting for break-
down. Our Geoffrey is bored and is looking for fun
And Becks is just off to pick up her Sky One.
Away in my garden,
My Toms all got Blight,
My Sweetcorn not ripened,
All died with frostbite,
My veggies looked healthy,
Then got munched by slugs,
And what's left alive,
Are all covered in bugs!
And it scans, too. I know cos I just sang it :- )
:- D :- D Becks
Flo!
Yay to both
away with a stranger-no room in his bed
the little bored pantsman lay down his sweetbreads
the stars in the night sky-looked down where he lay
the little lord pantsman sleeps with Reggie Kray.
Where is LL Pam?-she hasn't been seen since before the weekend-hope she is all right
Don't know Geoff.
The cattle are lowing,
Geoff's Chucks are awake,
No eggs laid for breakfast,
And no cake to bake,
When Reggie awakens,
And looks to his side,
He jumps out of bed,
And throttles his bride!