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  • LottiebeansLottiebeans Posts: 715

    Jean, nice of you to join us. Geoff forgot to say we also share cakes, biscuits and chocolates if we can! As for the garden thing, mine was a new build when we moved in 20 years ago - and its still a 'work in progress' - although not much progress!

    Don't know much about trees apart from the fact that I have 2 silver birches in my garden which I think is what sets off my hayfever!

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Should also add-menu plans,tv selections, news coverage,fashion advice, the odd gardening subject-remembering where we are...............

  • jo4eyesjo4eyes Posts: 2,058

    Welcome Jean, the more the merrier I say. It gets a bit disjointed at times on here, but why not?

    Am now all slobbed out in garden togs ready to do battle with emptying a large compost bin. Yes I know I muttered about nail varnish, but think some of the discolouration is dirt- oops, well not all of it. Shall wear 2 pairs of gloves anyway as not soo warm today that I'll melt.

    Still cant get through to delivery co- no surprise there then!

    Daughter back & crashed out, but I can make noise today, she says. I never realised just how noisy I must be as radio always on etc when in house. Washer also going & will 'sing' when ready. Phone ringer also back on, but will pull door closed when finally go outside.

    Will have a look at the ? thread next. J.

  • kate1123kate1123 Posts: 2,815

    I have dug up the wilting dahlia, although it is 50 cm tall its white roots are only 5cm long, it obviously did not like the clay in that area of the garden. I have trimmed it back hard to see if I get any late flowers.image

    Noisy gardener has turned upimage

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    I have just lifted one container of main-crop potatoes as they had the dreaded blight-the earlies strangely are untouched-weighed them -3 lb from 4 tubers -again not bad but they would have got biggerimage

    Can see flowers appearing on french beans

    Bean guruimage

  • Gary HobsonGary Hobson Posts: 1,892
    sotongeoff wrote (see)
    ...Bean guruimage

    The Baked Bean ... cockney rhyming slang for Her Majesty. Apparently featuring in tonight's opening ceremony? Not sure how. Perhaps a huge animated baked bean can, or bean on legs. I hope some kind of explanation will be provided for the benefit of foreign viewers.

  • kate1123kate1123 Posts: 2,815

    Geoff I seem to be getting french beans but not really seeing flowers, are they very small or do they germinate quickly?

    Gary I have asked the boy from Bow and he laughed, obviously not common usage.

    I have been to the GC and bought some winter gem lettuce seeds (half price) as I have failed with growing salad leaves.

  • FloBearFloBear Posts: 2,281

    Welcome to funny farm Jean. Stick around. I too am a bit of a lurker and enjoy reading the silly stuff. What I like about here is that all comers are welcome, I have been on a messageboard that seemed very cliquey and I felt as if I didn't exist. Sorry can't help with your bush.

    Geoff, I would only ever tinkle in private, never on national telly.

    Kate, I do have a menagerie, all adopted/rescued - 3 dogs, 3 chickens, 3 hedgehogs  (I only see one, I think the rest moved out) 2 snakes and a small green parrot. And 4 little fish in a tank. (I bought those). And an OH who gets a look-in sometimes too!!! 

  • Gary HobsonGary Hobson Posts: 1,892

    Kate, I can but refer you to Rice University, Texas. They seem to be unusually interested in Cockney (and possibly other quaint English dialects). They say..

    http://www.ruf.rice.edu/~kemmer/Words04/usage/slang_cockney.html


    The University motto is 'unconventional wisdom'.

  • kate1123kate1123 Posts: 2,815

    Still very grey but warm here.

    Flo I have no pets unless you count the compost worms and OHimage

    Gary thanks for the info.

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