Never!
Who just asked for"Andy Williams?"
Caz Jones !!!! -really-not very ladylike
Tut, they'll be seeing who can pee highest up the wall in a minute, Bunny.
Well Sue, we've all clubbed together to get you a gift. We thought you deserved a special treat, so booked a mini break at the Krakow Salt Mines - enjoy
Becks taxi
Couldn't find the bus Bjay, but doesn't matter. Borrowed this off a mate.
Sorry, forgot to put my SheWee in my handbag
Heres your glass...
Caz, just empty your handbag and give it a quick swill out
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Never!
Who just asked for"Andy Williams?"
Caz Jones !!!! -really-not very ladylike
Tut, they'll be seeing who can pee highest up the wall in a minute, Bunny.
Well Sue, we've all clubbed together to get you a gift
. We thought you deserved a special treat, so booked a mini break at the Krakow Salt Mines - enjoy 
Becks taxi
Couldn't find the bus Bjay, but doesn't matter. Borrowed this off a mate.
Heres your glass...
Caz, just empty your handbag and give it a quick swill out