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  • InkadogInkadog Posts: 492

    Jo, I wish I had a visiting hairdresser! Mine has now reached my waist. Must get out more. Last town trip was in June!

  • Matty2Matty2 Posts: 4,817

    Just envious Dean. Long may you get the freebies. In the days OH worked we used to get the occassional freebie. They werre always more than welcome.

    My hairdresser visits and I pay him with a chocoalate cake. It's daughters partner and he just loves cake so it gives me an excuse to bake. Mind you i have to wait as he is busy - thank goodness.

    Omelette sounds great - wish OH would do something that simple! image

  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    I'm with you on that one Inka! I grew my fringe out a year ago, and never had it properly restyled since. When I wash and dry my hair it just falls over my face. I look like 'Cousin It' from The Addams Family! image

    edit: I found the picture took about 3 months ago to show you. It's worse now! imageimageimage

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  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Does Dean work for The Secret Service?

    007 and 3/4

     Becks -you only have one eyeimage

  • Jean GenieJean Genie Posts: 1,724

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    I'm back image Bxxxxy 6 o'clock image Takeaway here . Back in a bit image

  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    Yay!! Jean!! How are you!! Was it an ordeal. Did you have withdrawals from us! Do you need counselling! image

    Geoff, the one eye is so I don't see as many grey hairs as I would with 2 eyes!! imageimage

  • InkadogInkadog Posts: 492

    HaHaHa, Insomnia! I once dressed up for Halloween at school just like that [had forgotten it was costume day]--except I put my glasses on over top.  The kids thought it was hilarious--and I could actually see. But your hair looks lovely--mine is more two-tone, if you know what I mean.

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    I was going to mention the roots as I am a gentleman..............

    A Geordie bloke goes into the hairdressers
    and asks 'Can I have a perm please?'

    Hairdresser replies, 'I wandered lonely as a cloud....

     

  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    Ha ha ha. My roots are the joke of the family! They all think they are hilarious. The only one who doesn't take the mick is my Dad, who is bald!! He has his own hair problems! image

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    A man walks into a barber’s shop and asks how many people are waiting to be served. ‘I’ve got three cuts and a shave booked this morning,’ replies the barber. The man leaves but comes back the next day, ‘How many are waiting today?’ he asks. ‘I’ve got two cuts, a dye-job and a shave,’ replies the barber. Next day the man is back with the same question, and the barber tells him, ‘Four cuts and a wash.’ This goes on for weeks until the barber gets suspicious – perhaps the man is a rival planning on opening his own barber shop in the area. Perhaps he wants to find out how much business he can expect. To solve the mystery he gets his assistant to follow the man the next time he drops by. Next day the man comes in, asks his usual question and leaves, this time trailed by the assistant. When the assistant gets back, the barber says, ‘Well? Who is he? Where did he go?’ The assistant replies, ‘I don’t know who he is, but he seems to be a friend of your wife. He just went round to your house.’

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