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  • Lightening never strikes twice

    A Stitch in time saves nine

    Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

    Beautys only  skin deep

    Calm before the storm 

  • MrsGardenMrsGarden Posts: 3,951

    Sorry, Im now resorting to copy and paste after googling, but some fab garden quotes out there...

    My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning to see things from the plant's point of view. 

    God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. 

    When one of my plants dies, I die a little inside, too. 

    Don't wear perfume in the garden - unless you want to be pollinated by bees. 

  • Bless your cotton socks

    Pride comes before a fall

    Too many cookspoil the broth

    Absence makes the heart grow fonder

     

     

     

     

  • Brilliant quotes all.

    Some are based on fact. I saw a programme once about cows lying down. They did a speeding up version of the cows activities and they did seem to lie down just before rain. Perhaps to have a dry spot to lie down in.

    The quotes about red sky in the morning is somthing to do with the way light is refracted and that storm clouds are on the way. Someone who understands it better than me might explain.

    My mam used to say a robin coming into the house was bad luck. They come in here oftern but the worse bit is they poo everywhere when i chase them out.

  • MrsGardenMrsGarden Posts: 3,951

    I've been trying to remember this one for ages, here it is

    The kiss of the sun for pardon,
    The song of the birds for mirth,
    One is nearer God's heart in a garden
    Than anywhere else on earth....

     

  • NewBoy2NewBoy2 Posts: 1,813

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    Never Change Tigers In Mid Stream  !!

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    Man1...........I dont understand umbrellas

    Man 2..........Thats right....you stand under umbrellas

    Man1...........Thats what I said...I dont understand umbrellas

    and it goes on and on and on..........

    Everyone is just trying to be Happy.....So lets help Them.
  • Cut off your nose to spite your face

    Don't

    n look a gift horse in the mouth  (think thats what it is!) 

  • A good one for gardeners:

    "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence!"


    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • MrsGardenMrsGarden Posts: 3,951

    To be happy for an hour get drunk.
    To be happy for a day kill your pig and eat it.
    To be happy for a week get married.
    To be happy for a lifetime plant a garden.

  • Often said by my friend's mum when as a teenager she was worrying about a spot, stain, her hair  etc...a man on a galloping horse don't notice it!

    Always struck me as strange  image

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