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  • Oh Mrsgarden,  you are an early bird, but thats the won who catches the worm  (oh dear have we had that one too)  i'm sure we are going round in circles.Don't

    n let it boggle your brain Mrsgarden,  i'm still having fun, please keep me company side by side so to speek

     

    And while I think of it, waste not want not

  • Stop fannying about  spelling!?? 

  • Lupin 1Lupin 1 Posts: 8,916

    MrsG, think this thread has got under your skin.

    Referring to a nice plump chap...You don't get bay windows in s*** houses ( toilets)

    Ne'er a lender nor a borrower be. 

  • Well i'll be blowed and i'll be jiggerd, the mind boggles, I think i've come to the end of my tether, ive got writers block.image

  • O'Dear Mr G you have it bad but it's on the tip of my tongue what it's call but when push comes to shove you can let it go however please don't count your chickens before they hatch and I do think you will be back I shall leave a candle in the window for you so you can find your way home on a dark and lonely night just turn on the light and the foot of our stairs

     James

  • GillyLGillyL Posts: 1,077

    Feed a cold starve a fever.

    A few germs never hurt anyone.

     

    Last one not true.,OH and I both have bad colds........image

  • Lupin 1Lupin 1 Posts: 8,916

    Get well soon Gilly & OH.  Your post reminded me of another one.

    We all eat a ton of muck before we die.

  • GillyLGillyL Posts: 1,077

     Thanks KEF

    Muck does,nt sound too appetising,however the cough mixture we have is pretty disgusting....image

  • Something my nan said a few times,

    Your son's your son untill he take's a wife, but your daughter is a daughter for life.

  • MrsGardenMrsGarden Posts: 3,951
    Got a couple wrong ....



    Up a daisy, down a buttercup ( not the other way round)



    An honest days work (rather than a good....)
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