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Have a Giggle

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  • Artemis3 said:

    I love a friend who makes me laugh! 
    So do I.  Moreover, I like her self-discipline! :D

    Has she got any more jokes?  Please share!

  • Zoe P2Zoe P2 Posts: 848
    About a month ago, we had some delicious dates.  I decided to wrap some oof their stones in some damp paper kitchen towel to see if anything would happen.  Well, it did! :D


    We shall have our own dates next year. 🤣🤣🤣





    I have a dream that my.. children.. one day.. will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character

      Martin Luther King

  • PhaidraPhaidra Posts: 582
    Zoe P2 said
    We shall have our own dates next year. 🤣🤣🤣

    And then export some to Arabia? :D

  • Sam 37Sam 37 Posts: 1,271
    Why not? 🤣
  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152
    Zoe P2 said:
    About a month ago, we had some delicious dates.  I decided to wrap some oof their stones in some damp paper kitchen towel to see if anything would happen.  Well, it did! :D



    Clever you!

  • PhaidraPhaidra Posts: 582

    Last week at Assembly, my grandson's Headteacher spoke about social media led trends relating to diet fads.   He said that his own son refuses to eat meat and he and his wife were at a loss as to what substitute they should use.  

    A student decided to help.  He said they should get a dog; dogs love meat.

  • Sam 37Sam 37 Posts: 1,271
    Phaidra said:

     A student decided to help.  He said they should get a dog; dogs love meat.

    The most apt, right and fitting solution to the headteacher's "problem", I think! ;)

  • My daughter told me that she and her friend, Sharon Stone, went to give blood today.  Unfortunately, the phlebotomist couldn't get any from Sharon, so she said that she wasn't too surprised as you can't get blood out of a stone.
  • Sam 37Sam 37 Posts: 1,271
    I know another "stone" joke.
    An old friend of mine told me that he once lived a stone's throw away from a family who all died of mysterious head injuries.
  • You have a naughty friend!
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